a joke

You will win a holiday to Mexico by winning Berts family feud 

you will  move to Colorado from Mexico

then find yourself liying on the streets with a half empty bottle of liquor

 Then win tatsloto

 Then be the don of mafia

 Then lose the respect of the mafia for voting for John Howard

then lose all Tatslotto money on criminal charges

 Then you will get the mafia trying to pull you down and get you in jail.

then be arrested for fraud by the mafia

then you will die miserably and alone in jail

 You must thank Bert Newton for all this.

that was the horoscope for Sagittarius this month of June 2009

~ by budha on February 12, 2007.